jesus christ vampire hunter
Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
Directed by Lee Demarbre. With Phil Caracas, Murielle Varhelyi, Maria Moulton, Tim Devries. Kung-Fu Action / Comedy / Horror / Musical about the second coming.
Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter is a 2001 cult film from Odessa Filmworks which deals with Jesus' modern-day struggle to protect the lesbians of Ottawa, Ontario, Canada, from vampires with the help of Mexican wrestler El Santo (based on El Santo, Enmascarado de Plata, and played by actor Jeff Moffet, who starred as El Santo in two other Odessa Filmworks productions).
That's what Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter was like. It was to a Hollywood movie what the small traveling circus is to Ringling Brothers/Barnum & Bailey. It was to a Hollywood movie what the small traveling circus is to Ringling Brothers/Barnum & Bailey.
Forget that hack Van Helsing, for true extermination of the fanged undead believers turn to the one and only sandaled slayer, Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter. Having returned to Earth for the eagerly anticipated Second Coming, Jesus finds his bid to judge the living interrupted by a horde of angry bloodsuckers who possess the ability to walk in daylight.
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A description of tropes appearing in Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter. A delightfully schlock-filled B-movie from Canada, Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter is pretty …